"We need to do something about that tricky baby." - Nate, about Julie
"I've got diaper crash!" - Nates term for rash.
"No farking!" (followed by laughter) - Nate's request of Sydney when she barks.
"Baby banana!" - Julie's food request each morning
"I'm jealous of my baby sister." - Nate's great verbalization of his feelings.
"I'm jealous of my thermometer." - Nate's saying which makes us question his prior great verbalization of feelings.
Me: "When you go to San Francisco, will you bring me a slice of fog?" Nate: "No, that would be too spicy. I'll bring back some train sauce."