Nate: "I just need a job."
Nate: "I just need a beer."
Me: "Nate, please don't slam the closet door."
Nate: (in dejected voice while walking away) "Oh, man...."
Nate: "Let's talk about tuna fish."
Me: "People like to eat tuna fish, but my and your mommy's favorite is salmon."
Nate: "I don't eat salmon. I like to eat chocolate salmon."
